I Fix Robert Frost

Poetry. Sometimes it needs help, and when it does they call me...

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference”  - Robert Frost.

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference as the Highway Patrol ignores this road. I hauled balls. ”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference. Fine, don’t fucking believe me”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference. I shot an albatross up in that bitch”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference since the Arby’s on this road was 30% cheaper than the one where everyone goes. Hell yes.”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference…alright, not really but I I can get a few idiots to take the other road I can get home faster.”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference. I was able to walk for miles without pants.”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference , I shot a bunch of deer without having to get out of the car.”

““Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference; I discovered a deep seeded need to start a forest fire. So I did.”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference, the lone gas station along the way has a stash of Lithuanian Wombat/Midget Porn under the checkout counter. Ask for “Ivan” and tell him “Frosty send me”.”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference since I’d had my Hummer for three years, but hadn’t gone off-road once. I almost hit a skunk. Guess it was my lucky day.”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference since I have Alzheimers it all looks the same anyway. Who are you?”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference. I haven’t littered from a moving car in a long time. It felt good.”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference when I got to the river where the bridge is out (this is why nobody takes this road). I backed up a quarter-mile, floored the gas, and then I jumped the river just like in the movies. I always wanted to do that. Up your’s, Burt Reynolds. ”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference. There’s an Indian casino there.”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference; I found some dude’s wallet. I bought all four seasons of “Charles in Charge” on DVD with his credit card. Sucker.”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference. Nobody misses hitchhikers here.”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference; while I was having lunch at Stucky’s the busboy told me about how on the “Girls Next Door” DVDs they don’t pixelate the nudity. I used their free Wi-Fi to order all of the seasons on Amazon.”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference. I drove in reverse.”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference for now I know where to dump toxic waste without getting caught.”

“Two roads diverged in the woods, and I –

I took the road less traveled by. And it made all the difference. I thought I’d never get to pop a wheelie in my Prius.”